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Saturday Bonus!
I accidentally cut my finger and thought it might make an interesting blot so here it is, Hemoblot #1
Instructions: Tell me what you see.
I know it’s a bit creepy but I think it’s neat so hopefully you will too.
-Enjoy
two lizards getting married under ear-fountains of blood
Lick Observatory Moonrise
Image Credit & Copyright: Rick BaldridgeExplanation: As viewed from a well chosen location at sunset, the gorgeous Full Moon rose behind Mount Hamilton, east of San Jose, California on March 7. The lunar disk frames historic Lick Observatory perched on the mountain’s 4,200 foot summit. Both observatory and Moon echo the warm color of sunlight (moonlight is reflected sunlight) filtered by a long path through the atmosphere. Substantial atmospheric refraction contributes the Moon’s ragged, green rim. Of course, the March Full Moon is also known as the Full Worm Moon. In the telescopic photo, Lick’s 40 inch Nickel Telescope dome is on the left. The large dome on the right houses Lick’s Great 36 inch Refractor.
Inkblot of the Day #38
Instructions: Tell me what you see.
-Enjoy
spaceship arriving at Easter Island
Mmmm delicious meatbrush
So true
Louder farts come from an empty bowel - the bowel itself acts as a resonating chamber, much like a drum or the hollow body of an acoustic guitar.
Silent farts are silent because they sneak out of a full bowel; a bowel already packed with fecal materials. since they’ve been stewing in shit for a while before they pop out, they smell worse.
Wow, who knew?
Teehee
LYDIAAAAA
(Source: youtube.com, via chuckkallenbach)
If all music was like this nowadays then I would be happier than Rihanna in a nunnery
This’ll whole Tumblr thing will probably end up being like riding a bike but my stabilizers have gone to bed so I’m left riding into the unknown, wobbling like a trifle in an earthquake